Has anyone out there turned their bromeliad into a legit fruit factory indoors? Mine’s throwing out these adorable little berries after blooming, but now it’s drawing every fruit fly in a 10-block radius like it’s hosting a rave. Is this normal, or did I accidentally summon the apocalypse? Teasing aside (okay, mildly), the berries are edible on some species-tastes like a pineapple’s awkward cousin-but what’s the play for pest control without nuking the beneficial critters? Neem oil fans, spill your secrets before my kitchen becomes a bromeliad buffet.