Oh, joy of joys, I’ve decided to “indoor garden” my way through a periwinkle obsession because apparently, my apartment needed more purple drama. This little diva (Catharanthus roseus, for the botanically inclined) is supposed to be low-maintenance, but mine’s acting like a prima donna on strike-wilting faster than my social life after a bad date. I’ve got it under grow lights that I swear are brighter than my future, watered it with what I think is the perfect “moist but not soggy” vibe, and yet it’s dropping leaves like confetti at a pity party. Anyone else tricked a periwinkle into thriving inside without it plotting revenge? Spill your secrets before I resort to fake plants and call it a win.