Ok, so has anyone actually successfully kept a Camassia bulb alive indoors, or is this just another one of those Pinterest lies? Because mine seems to have gone from “exciting new arrival!” to “faded green spaghetti” in about five seconds. I put this thing on a sunny windowsill, whispered motivational affirmations, and watered it like I was negotiating a hostage release. Am I missing some top-secret Camassia hack, or should I just give up and buy a plastic one like a normal, defeated adult?