Alright, fellow plant wranglers, what’s your go-to greenery for people whose thumbs are less “green” and more “perpetually brown from killing everything leafy”? I’m talking plants that survive on neglect, maybe enjoy the flavor of dust, and only need love when you remember they exist—so, no “just water it once a week” lies, because somehow even that’s too much pressure.
Bonus points for those that don’t turn into a crunchy pile of sadness if I forget about them for… let’s say, an embarrassingly long time. Anyone out there got the secret password to flora immortality, or are my dreams of an indoor jungle destined to rot (like most of my plants)?