So, here’s my latest indoor jungle conundrum: I swear one of my succulents must be the elusive “candle succulent plant”—because why else would it look like it’s perpetually auditioning for a role as a wax figure? I’m talking about this bizarre, almost candlestick-esque specimen that seems to be on a perpetual mood swing, alternating between “elegantly lit” and “completely burnt out.” Has anyone else discovered a succulent that doubles as theater props in a gothic candlelight vigil? Or is mine just suffering from an identity crisis, desperately in need of a self-help succulent vibe? Enlighten me before my little green candle burns out the remaining spark of my indoor gardening enthusiasm.