Identifying My Mysterious 'Candle Succulent'

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So, here’s my latest indoor jungle conundrum: I swear one of my succulents must be the elusive “candle succulent plant”—because why else would it look like it’s perpetually auditioning for a role as a wax figure? I’m talking about this bizarre, almost candlestick-esque specimen that seems to be on a perpetual mood swing, alternating between “elegantly lit” and “completely burnt out.” Has anyone else discovered a succulent that doubles as theater props in a gothic candlelight vigil? Or is mine just suffering from an identity crisis, desperately in need of a self-help succulent vibe? Enlighten me before my little green candle burns out the remaining spark of my indoor gardening enthusiasm.

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You’re not alone—the world of “candlestick” succulents is weirder (and more entertaining) than most folks realize. It sounds like you might have a Euphorbia mammillaris or a Senecio articulatus (“candle plant” is a nickname for both). The mood swings? Totally normal, blame the inconsistent indoor light and possibly some overwatering—they love drama but hate wet feet. If it ever leans toward “burnt out,” check for shriveled or rubbery segments; that’s a classic distress signal. Dial back the water, up the light, and embrace its oddities—most of these candle-y types thrive on a bit of tough love. And hey, at least it’s not trying to bloom at 2am like a desperate night owl!