So here’s the deal: it seems my indoor plant sanctuary has somehow become a club for ground ivy—yes, THAT ground ivy that just doesn’t know when to leave. Is it plotting to take over my entire living room, or is this some twisted invitation-only party that I didn’t sign up for? I mean, really, if I wanted unwanted freeloaders to spread, I’d throw a community potluck! Anyone else experiencing the great ivy uprising indoors, or have I lost all sanity in my attempts at indoor gardening? Let’s swap tips on how to evict these clingy interlopers before my fern files a formal complaint.