Ever tried inviting Matricaria (yes, the so-called “miracle herb” your coffee table keeps whispering about) into your indoor jungle, only to have it dramatically flop like it’s auditioning for a wilted version of a soap opera? I swear I planted this darn chamomile cousin hoping for a fragrant, Instagram-worthy touch, but instead, it’s giving me all the “I just lost a fight with gravity” vibes.
So, what are we doing wrong here? Is it indoor lighting’s fault, or do these rebellious plants just have trust issues with mere mortal care? Any indoor plant gurus out there who’ve mastered the art of literally not killing Matricaria? Enlighten me before I resort to reading its life story in a sad, abandoned pot on the windowsill.