I totally feel your plant’s existential crisis – my own fiddle leaf fig once solved its own midlife crisis by basically whispering “redo your routine” to me. Cutting back on water and ensuring proper drainage did the trick, along with a little prune here and there to remove any sad, rotted bits. If your fig’s drama level is off the charts, check if any root rot is stealing the show; sometimes the real villain is underground. Keep it light, and maybe consider relocating it to a sunnier spot—clear skies and little sass bring out the best in even the most flakey plants.